queens-and-vagabonds:

lousy-protozoan:

nocturnalaya:

thatartyholmesian:

opendoor40:

heyxxmickey:

thehappyfolk:

slave4dave:

thatbitchrobin:

i-volunteer—as-tribute:

i have never heard a lot of these dzsfxgchvjb i’m screaming

british > american

this is stupid!! :)

ok so I’m pretty sure we call a face a face, windscreen wipers windscreen wipers, blueberry pancakes blueberry pancakes, a gun a gun, a pen a pen and a popsicle an icepop

So basically, when I go to London I should not say, “I like your face,” but, “I like your slappy ham.”

rooty tooty point and shooty jesus christ

cold on a cob

I’m dying

rooty-tooty point and shooty…that is seriously the best and I can’t stop laughing

COULDN’T CLICK REBLOG FOR AGES OMG I WAS LAUGHING TOO MUCH.

Beautiful :’)

rooty-tooty point and shooty. yes.