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I'm Valerie. 21 years old. Obsessed with music. Infinite love for family and friends. Slowly getting a more positive outlook on life. Favorite word is INSPIRE.
queens-and-vagabonds: lousy-protozoan: nocturnalaya: thatartyholmesian: opendoor40: heyxxmickey: thehappyfolk: slave4dave: thatbitchrobin: i-volunteer—as-tribute: i have never heard a lot of these dzsfxgchvjb i’m screaming british > american this is stupid!! :) ok so I’m pretty sure we call a face a face, windscreen wipers windscreen wipers, blueberry pancakes blueberry pancakes, a gun a gun, a pen a pen and a popsicle an icepop So basically, when I go to London I should not say, “I like your face,” but, “I like your slappy ham.” rooty tooty point and shooty jesus christ cold on a cob I’m dying rooty-tooty point and shooty…that is seriously the best and I can’t stop laughing COULDN’T CLICK REBLOG FOR AGES OMG I WAS LAUGHING TOO MUCH. Beautiful :’) rooty-tooty point and shooty. yes.

queens-and-vagabonds:

lousy-protozoan:

nocturnalaya:

thatartyholmesian:

opendoor40:

heyxxmickey:

thehappyfolk:

slave4dave:

thatbitchrobin:

i-volunteer—as-tribute:

i have never heard a lot of these dzsfxgchvjb i’m screaming

british > american

this is stupid!! :)

ok so I’m pretty sure we call a face a face, windscreen wipers windscreen wipers, blueberry pancakes blueberry pancakes, a gun a gun, a pen a pen and a popsicle an icepop

So basically, when I go to London I should not say, “I like your face,” but, “I like your slappy ham.”

rooty tooty point and shooty jesus christ

cold on a cob

I’m dying

rooty-tooty point and shooty…that is seriously the best and I can’t stop laughing

COULDN’T CLICK REBLOG FOR AGES OMG I WAS LAUGHING TOO MUCH.

Beautiful :’)

rooty-tooty point and shooty. yes.

(Source: thefuuuucomics)

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    Rooty-tooty point and shooty? Mother of god I can’t
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    Yes, we do… I’m shocked you’d think we wouldn’t. You should see the look on my slappy ham.
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    Pahahahhaha! Cold on a cob!
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    I laughed at some of those British ones. British people don’t actually say things like “wishy-washies” instead of...
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    slappy ham i cried this is a joke, guys
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    lol the last one :D also should add on..when they say garage..sounds like carriage.
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